Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise."

"It's the stupidest tea-party I ever was at in all my life!"

"Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle."

"One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter."

"As if anything could be stupider than that!"

"I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir, because I'm not myself, you see."

"What is the use of a book without pictures or conversation?"

"You're nothing but a pack of cards!"

"I wonder what the Vintage was like?"

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."

"Off with their heads!"

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"Curiouser and curiouser!"

"Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves."

"Speak roughly to your little boy."

"I'm not strange, weird, off, or crazy, I'm just not normal."

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."

"Off with her head!"

"It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then."

"Curiouser and curiouser!"

"I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, Sir, because I'm not myself, you see."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"Stuff and nonsense!"

"Sentence first—verdict afterwards."

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."

"One side will make you grow taller, and the other side will make you grow shorter."

"Why, I do it all the time!"