Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"Take care of the sense, and the sounds will take care of themselves."

"You may not have lived much under the sea, but that is no excuse for not knowing what a Lobster Quadrille is."

"I'm not strange, weird, off, or crazy, I'm just not normal."

"I wish I hadn't cried so much!"

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

"Why is a raven like a writing desk?"

"It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then."

"Sentence first—verdict afterwards."

"Off with her head!"

"I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, sir, because I'm not myself."

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."

"If you don't know where you are going, any road will get you there."

"Curiouser and curiouser!"

"I wonder what the Dormouse is dreaming about."

"One can't believe impossible things."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"I suppose it would be no use to ask you why you came here?"

"How do you know I'm mad?"

"Cats are on the wrong side of the door."

"Dogs might catch a Gryphon, for all I know."

"I'm sure I'm not Ada,"

"Reeling and Writhing, of course, to begin with."

"I dare say you haven't had much practice."

"Tut, tut, child! Everything takes time."

"But I don't want to go among mad people."

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

"I can't believe that!"

"What a curious feeling!"

"I wonder what Latitude or Longitude I've got to."