Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

"How do you know I'm mad?"

"It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then."

"Oh my fur and whiskers!"

"I wish I hadn't cried so much!"

"You couldn't have it if you did want it."

"I can't explain myself, I'm afraid, because I'm not myself, you see."

"We called him Tortoise because he taught us."

"Stuff and nonsense!"

"The hurrier I go, the behinder I get."

"I think I should understand that better if I had it written down."

"Sentence first—verdict afterwards!"

"I'm not strange, weird, off, or crazy, my reality is just different from yours."

"How queer everything is to-day!"

"I wonder what I look like when I'm asleep."

"If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there."

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"

"You're nothing but a pack of cards!"

"I can't believe that!"

"Off with their heads!"

"Speak roughly to your little boy, and beat him when he sneezes."

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."

"Curiouser and curiouser!"

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."

"I've had nothing yet, so I can't take more."

"It is a great deal hotter than it was."

"I can't go back to yesterday because I was a different person then."

"That's funny."

"What is the answer?"

"We must have tea now."

"Speak English! I don't understand French."