Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

"I feel rather confused sometimes."

"The baby's gone! Where is the baby?"

"I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy - my reality is just different."

"If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there."

"You're nothing but a pack of cards!"

"I wonder what would happen if I went down to the next page."

"The hurrier I go, the behinder I get."

"There's no such thing as imagination."

"Have some wine."

"I am not myself, you see."

"You may not have lived much under the sea, but perhaps you were never even introduced to a lobster."

"But I don't want to go among mad people."

"Off with her head!"

"I can't explain myself because I am not myself."

"How queer everything is today!"

"It would be so nice if something made sense for a change."

"Everything's got a moral, if only you can find it."

"Curiouser and curiouser!"

"Who in the world am I? Ah, that's the great puzzle."

"We're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."