Aqua Teens Hunger Force

"War is politics when talking doesn't cut it anymore."

"Politics is the art of lying convincingly to large groups."

"Literature shows you how other people lived their lives."

"Philosophy is thinking hard about things that don't matter."

"History is just a series of people making the same mistakes."

"Technology won't save you, but it might buy you time."

"Imagination is the tool that separates humans from everything else."

"Adventure requires you to be willing to fail spectacularly."

"Health is the foundation for everything else that matters."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it sure helps."

"Power corrupts, absolutely. That's why I want more of it."

"Fear is the thing that separates the living from the reckless."

"True strength is knowing when to back down from a fight."

"Kindness is a sign of strength, not weakness."

"Patience is a virtue that I actively work against."

"Justice is a concept that only rich people can afford."

"Creativity is rebellion against the normal and expected."

"Gratitude opens doors that money can't even reach."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better reputation."

"Death ain't the end, it's just a different kind of existence."

"True beauty doesn't need makeup or fancy clothes."

"Humor is the best medicine when the medicine don't work."

"Dreams are free, but making them real costs everything."

"Work smarter, not harder, and preferably not at all."

"Good leaders inspire people to follow without forcing them."

"Faith without action is just wishing on stars, man."

"Music moves the soul in ways words never can."

"Science is just making educated guesses that people believe."

"Art is whatever you say it is if you believe hard enough."

"Nature don't care about your problems or your plans."