Beavis and Butt-Head

"Like, why do we have to go to school? School sucks."

"Yeah yeah, yeah yeah."

"Hehehehe, fire! Fire!"

"This sucks."

"Like, um, I don't know, like, um, like, like, like."

"Heh heh, that was cool."

"Solitude is like, the best thing ever invented, heh heh."

"Relationships require like, actual talking and feelings and crap, heh heh."

"Inspiration comes from like, MTV mostly, heh heh."

"Motivation is overrated. Inertia is where it's at, heh heh."

"War would be cool as a video game but like, not in real life, heh heh."

"Politics is like, arguing about crap when you could be watching TV, heh heh."

"Literature sucks because books don't have music videos, heh heh."

"Philosophy is like, thinking about stuff when you could be like, doing nothing, heh heh."

"History is like, old stuff that doesn't matter anymore, heh heh."

"Technology is cool because it brings cool stuff right to your couch, heh heh."

"Imagination is like, what Beavis has instead of a brain, heh heh."

"Adventure is cool as long as it involves like, zero effort, heh heh."

"Health sucks because it requires like, exercise and vegetables, heh heh."

"Power would be like, making everyone listen to you, heh heh."

"Fear is like, running into a teacher at the mall, heh heh."

"Strength is like, having bigger arms than Beavis, heh heh."

"Kindness is like, not making fun of someone for like, five seconds, heh heh."

"Patience is like, waiting for the next cool show, heh heh."

"Justice is when Beavis gets in trouble instead of you, heh heh."

"Creativity is like, finding new positions for the couch, heh heh."

"Gratitude is like, saying thanks and then asking for more nachos, heh heh."

"Perseverance is like, if at first you don't succeed, just give up, heh heh."

"Death would suck because you couldn't watch TV anymore, heh heh."

"Beauty is when a girl looks like she might be into you, heh heh."