Beavis and Butt-Head
Quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head
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"Family is like, people you have to put up with, heh heh."Butt-Head Family
"Heh heh, faith is like, believing something will happen even though it won't."Butt-Head Faith
"Science is like, for nerds and stuff. Heh heh."Butt-Head Science
"Nature is cool I guess, but it's not on TV, heh heh."Butt-Head Nature
"Peace is like, when nobody bugs you while you're watching, heh heh."Butt-Head Peace
"Courage is like, ordering pizza even if you might get rejected, heh heh."Butt-Head Courage
"Heh heh, hope is like, what you have when you think something cool might happen."Butt-Head Hope
"Death would be like, the ultimate bummer, heh heh."Butt-Head Death
"Heh heh, beauty is like, when something looks cool on TV."Butt-Head Beauty
"Kindness would be cool if it didn't require like, thinking of others, duh."Butt-Head Kindness
"Justice is like, when they take Beavis's food but not mine, heh heh."Butt-Head Justice
"Creativity is like, changing the channel without the remote, heh heh."Butt-Head Creativity
"Gratitude is when someone gives you nachos with like, extra cheese, heh heh."Butt-Head Gratitude
"Heh heh, perseverance is like, watching something even when it's boring."Butt-Head Perseverance
"Solitude is like, having the TV all to yourself, heh heh."Butt-Head Solitude
"Relationships are cool as long as they don't like, require talking or anything."Butt-Head Relationships
"Inspiration usually comes right before commercial breaks, heh heh."Butt-Head Inspiration
"Heh heh, motivation is for like, people who actually want to do things."Butt-Head Motivation
"Philosophy is like, thinking about stuff, which is totally stupid, heh heh."Butt-Head Philosophy
"Heh heh, technology is great because you don't have to leave the couch."Butt-Head Technology
"Imagination is like, what you have when you're not watching something cool."Butt-Head Imagination
"Adventure is cool as long as you can watch it on TV, heh heh."Butt-Head Adventure
"Health is overrated. TV is way better for you, heh heh."Butt-Head Health
"Heh heh, work is like, the worst thing ever invented."Butt-Head Work
"Leadership is when everyone just does what you want without like, asking."Butt-Head Leadership
"Power would be cool if it didn't come with responsibility, duh."Butt-Head Power
"Heh heh, fear is like, not as bad as actually doing something."Butt-Head Fear
"Strength is like, being able to reach the chip bowl without moving, heh heh."Butt-Head Strength
"Patience is like, totally for people with nothing better to do."Butt-Head Patience
"Heh heh, music is the greatest invention because it requires no effort."Butt-Head Music