Beavis and Butt-Head

TV Show · 3 characters · 1444 quotes

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Stewart 493 quotes
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Butt-Head 486 quotes
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Beavis 465 quotes

Quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

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"Humor is like, the best way to get out of doing something, heh heh."
Butt-Head Humor
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"Dreams are like, things you have when you're sleeping instead of watching TV."
Butt-Head Dreams
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"Work is the worst invention since like, parents and school, heh heh."
Butt-Head Work
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"Leadership is when everyone does what you want because you yelled at them, heh heh."
Butt-Head Leadership
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"Heh heh, faith is like, believing something that's totally not real."
Butt-Head Faith
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"Music is the only thing that gets you to move off the couch, heh heh."
Butt-Head Music
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"Science class would be better if it involved explosions, heh heh."
Butt-Head Science
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"Art is cool when it's on MTV, heh heh."
Butt-Head Art
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"Nature is like, trees and bugs and stuff. Bummer, heh heh."
Butt-Head Nature
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"Heh heh, peace is when there's no Beavis around to bug you."
Butt-Head Peace
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"Hope is like, thinking your mom will get pizza instead of like, salad stuff."
Butt-Head Hope
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"Courage is like, asking for your parents' credit card, heh heh."
Butt-Head Courage
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"Heh heh, money is cool but like, you have to work to get it, which sucks."
Butt-Head Money
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"Knowledge is like, something that takes effort to get, heh heh."
Butt-Head Knowledge
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"Time would be better if it went slower during commercials, heh heh."
Butt-Head Time
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"Heh heh, change is like, the worst thing that can happen to a good routine."
Butt-Head Change
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"Freedom is when your parents leave and you have the remote all night, heh heh."
Butt-Head Freedom
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"The truth is like, overrated, heh heh."
Butt-Head Truth
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"Heh heh, education is like, a total waste when you've already got nothing in your brain."
Butt-Head Education
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"Love is like, when somebody makes you nachos and doesn't complain, heh heh."
Butt-Head Love
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"Like, friendship is cool but only if we don't have to talk about feelings, heh heh."
Butt-Head Friendship
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"True happiness is a full tank of nachos and nobody around, heh heh."
Butt-Head Happiness
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"Heh heh, success means having your own TV and like, never leaving it."
Butt-Head Success
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"Like, the key to life is finding a comfortable couch, heh heh."
Butt-Head Life
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"History is like, stuff that already happened, so who cares, heh heh."
Butt-Head History
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"War would be cool if it was like, a video game, heh heh."
Butt-Head War
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"Politics is like, old guys arguing about crap nobody cares about, heh heh."
Butt-Head Politics
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"Heh heh, literature is like, books and stuff. Books suck."
Butt-Head Literature
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"Wisdom is like, for old people who are already boring."
Butt-Head Wisdom
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"Happiness is like, when nothing bad is happening, heh heh."
Butt-Head Happiness