Beavis and Butt-Head

"I mean, like, who cares?"

"Shut up, Beavis."

"That was pretty cool, actually."

"Like, I'm not falling for that."

"School sucks."

"Why are we even here?"

"That was like, the coolest thing ever."

"I don't have time for this."

"Heh, heh, he said 'duty'."

"This sucks."

"Like, whatever."

"That was cool."

"Family obligations interfere with self-actualization."

"Courage means standing alone with your convictions."

"Hope is a delusion for the naive."

"Real education happens in isolation with books."

"Change is just chaos with a positive spin."

"Society exists to constrain minds like mine."

"People are fundamentally disappointing in relationships."

"Inspiration is for those who cannot think independently."

"I am motivated purely by intellectual curiosity."

"War is inevitable when leadership falls to the incompetent."

"Politics is beneath my consideration."

"Literature for the masses is literature I dismiss."

"The answer to life is found in philosophy, not experience."

"History repeats because people never learn."

"Technology will save us from having to interact with people."

"My imagination exists in dimensions others cannot reach."

"Adventure requires suspension of critical thinking."

"Health is irrelevant compared to intellectual pursuits."