Beavis and Butt-Head

"Money is freedom from the constraints of normalcy."

"Power without intellect is just brutish force."

"Fear is humanity's most honest emotion."

"Strength is knowing you don't need anyone."

"Kindness is exploited by those less enlightened."

"Impatience is a sign of superior intellect."

"Justice is whatever maintains the current power structure."

"True creativity cannot be understood by the average person."

"Gratitude diminishes your sense of distinction."

"Perseverance is for those lacking better options."

"Death is the only honest certainty in this meaningless life."

"Beauty fades, but intellectual superiority is eternal."

"Humor is what small minds resort to."

"My dreams are probably incomprehensible to ordinary minds."

"Work is beneath those with superior intellect."

"True leaders are those who stand alone against the masses."

"Religious faith is intellectual surrender."

"Music that requires no thought is what the masses enjoy."

"Science has explained everything important, everything else is noise."

"Modern art is just a con perpetrated on the gullible."

"The beauty of solitude is nobody can disappoint you."

"My intelligence is both a gift and a curse."

"Friendship is a social construct for those who need validation."

"Success means never having to explain yourself to inferiors."

"I'm pursuing happiness through scholarly detachment."

"Most people lack the capacity to truly think."

"The universe is indifferent, which I find comforting."

"Family is an accident of birth, not a choice."

"Courage is pretending you care about outcomes you've already abandoned."

"Hope is something for people without realistic expectations."