Beavis and Butt-Head

"Leadership is a burden I didn't ask for."

"Faith is for people who can't think for themselves."

"Science proves that most people are quite stupid."

"Art is only appreciated by those with refined taste."

"Peace is found in isolation and contemplation."

"Freedom means not having to pretend to enjoy things."

"The truth is nobody understands me."

"Time is an illusion created by society."

"I'm too intelligent for conventional social interactions."

"Music is just organized noise, really."

"The beauty of nature is that it doesn't care about us."

"Success is measured by how little you care what others think."

"I don't need friends. I have my thoughts."

"Knowledge is the only thing they can't take away from you."

"True happiness comes from within, not from external validation."

"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to perpetuate the species."

"I find solace in my own intellectual pursuits."

"Do you ever think about how meaningless everything really is?"

"I'm not like those other kids. I have a certain... sophistication."

"Hehehehe, like, forever cool."

"I like, totally want to keep going."

"We should like, embrace this moment."

"That's like, the most real thing ever."

"I'm like, really alive right now."

"Like, this is like, life itself."

"Hehehehe, like, for sure."

"I like, totally get what you mean."

"We're like, unstoppable."

"That's like, the ultimate power."

"I'm like, really free now."