Beavis and Butt-Head

"Education in public schools is a joke."

"Change is just another word for conformity in disguise."

"I prefer the company of my own thoughts to anyone else's."

"Relationships are just mutual disappointments."

"Inspiration is a myth created by mediocre artists."

"Motivation comes from knowing you're better than everyone else."

"War is inevitable when you have so many fools in power."

"Politics is a game for those beneath intellectual discussion."

"Most literature is drivel for the masses."

"Philosophy is the only pursuit worth pursuing."

"History is just a pattern of the mediocre repeating themselves."

"Technology will eventually make humans obsolete, hopefully."

"Imagination is what separates me from everyone else."

"Adventure is for people without depth."

"Health is overrated when you have mental superiority."

"Money is the only honest thing in this world."

"Power should be wielded by the intellectually elite."

"Fear is just a reminder that you're superior enough to worry."

"True strength is not caring what anyone thinks."

"Kindness is often mistaken for stupidity."

"Patience is a virtue I've never had time for."

"Justice is whatever the powerful decide it to be."

"Creativity requires isolation from the masses."

"Gratitude is showing weakness."

"Perseverance is only worthwhile if the goal is intellectually stimulating."

"Death is just another inevitable disappointment."

"Beauty is superficial, unlike my inner depth."

"I suppose humor is a defense mechanism for the mentally fragile."

"My dreams are probably too complex for others to understand."

"Work is slavery with a paycheck."