BoJack Horseman

"Death is the final cancellation."

"Beauty is temporary, talent is temporary, everything is temporary."

"Justice is whatever the audience believes it to be."

"Creativity is wasted on the young who haven't suffered enough yet."

"Gratitude is easier when you're winning."

"Solitude teaches you who you really are when nobody's watching."

"Relationships end because people stop being who they were."

"Inspiration is just luck wearing a fancy hat."

"Motivation fades, but bills keep arriving."

"Politics is the art of pretending you care about people."

"Literature is life filtered through someone else's experience."

"Philosophy is thinking deeply about things that don't matter."

"History repeats itself because nobody was paying attention the first time."

"Technology is supposed to make life easier, it just makes it busier."

"Imagination is what makes the pain bearable."

"Adventure is just mistakes happening in unfamiliar places."

"Health is something you ignore until you can't anymore."

"Money makes problems disappear, or creates new ones."

"Power is meaningless without someone to exercise it over."

"Fear keeps you sharp, or keeps you from doing anything."

"Strength is knowing when to admit you're weak."

"Kindness is a luxury in a competitive world."

"Patience is what you develop when you're out of money."

"Success corrupts the soul and improves the credit score."

"Change is the only constant, which is why I hate it so much."

"Courage is just stupidity that worked out."

"Hope makes you vulnerable to disappointment."

"Family is the experiment we're all forced to conduct."

"Friendship is just another word for people who know your secrets."

"Beauty and talent rarely appear in the same person, fortunately."