BoJack Horseman

"Humor is the best medicine, which is why I'm still alive."

"Dreams die first, then the dreamer."

"Work is what fills the space between birth and death."

"Knowledge is power, and power gets you nowhere good."

"Education teaches you the rules so you can break them properly."

"Life isn't fair, but at least it's consistent."

"Love is the only thing that makes the pain worth it."

"Happiness is fleeting, but regret is eternal."

"Freedom in Hollywood is just another word for being fired."

"The truth is always stranger than fiction, and sadder too."

"I've learned more from failure than from any success."

"Science fiction is just history with better special effects."

"Nature doesn't care about your ratings or box office returns."

"Time is the cruelest thing Hollywood has to offer."

"Leadership is making decisions everyone will blame you for."

"Faith is what you need when you're out of options."

"Music is what happens when emotions get tired of being quiet."

"Death is the only honest thing in this business."

"Beauty fades, but talent lasts forever—except mine."

"Justice in Hollywood means whoever has better lawyers wins."

"Creativity is ninety percent perspiration and ten percent inspiration."

"Gratitude is something you learn after losing everything."

"Solitude is underrated in a world that demands constant presence."

"Relationships are just contracts with emotional clauses."

"Inspiration strikes when you're not looking for it."

"Motivation is the difference between wanting something and getting it."

"Politics is show business for ugly people."

"Literature teaches you what you should feel, television shows you what you do."

"Philosophy won't pay your bills, but it might help you sleep."

"History is written by the winners, and we all know who won."