BoJack Horseman

TV Show · 10 characters · 4491 quotes

Quotes from BoJack Horseman

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"Humor is the best medicine, which is why I'm still alive."
Herb Kazzaz Humor
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"Dreams die first, then the dreamer."
Herb Kazzaz Dreams
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"Work is what fills the space between birth and death."
Herb Kazzaz Work
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"Knowledge is power, and power gets you nowhere good."
Herb Kazzaz Knowledge
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"Education teaches you the rules so you can break them properly."
Herb Kazzaz Education
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"Life isn't fair, but at least it's consistent."
Herb Kazzaz Life
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"Love is the only thing that makes the pain worth it."
Herb Kazzaz Love
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"Happiness is fleeting, but regret is eternal."
Herb Kazzaz Happiness
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"Freedom in Hollywood is just another word for being fired."
Herb Kazzaz Freedom
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"The truth is always stranger than fiction, and sadder too."
Herb Kazzaz Truth
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"I've learned more from failure than from any success."
Herb Kazzaz Perseverance
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"Science fiction is just history with better special effects."
Herb Kazzaz Science
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"Nature doesn't care about your ratings or box office returns."
Herb Kazzaz Nature
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"Time is the cruelest thing Hollywood has to offer."
Herb Kazzaz Time
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"Leadership is making decisions everyone will blame you for."
Herb Kazzaz Leadership
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"Faith is what you need when you're out of options."
Herb Kazzaz Faith
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"Music is what happens when emotions get tired of being quiet."
Herb Kazzaz Music
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"Death is the only honest thing in this business."
Herb Kazzaz Death
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"Beauty fades, but talent lasts forever—except mine."
Herb Kazzaz Beauty
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"Justice in Hollywood means whoever has better lawyers wins."
Herb Kazzaz Justice
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"Creativity is ninety percent perspiration and ten percent inspiration."
Herb Kazzaz Creativity
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"Gratitude is something you learn after losing everything."
Herb Kazzaz Gratitude
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"Solitude is underrated in a world that demands constant presence."
Herb Kazzaz Solitude
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"Relationships are just contracts with emotional clauses."
Herb Kazzaz Relationships
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"Inspiration strikes when you're not looking for it."
Herb Kazzaz Inspiration
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"Motivation is the difference between wanting something and getting it."
Herb Kazzaz Motivation
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"Politics is show business for ugly people."
Herb Kazzaz Politics
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"Literature teaches you what you should feel, television shows you what you do."
Herb Kazzaz Literature
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"Philosophy won't pay your bills, but it might help you sleep."
Herb Kazzaz Philosophy
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"History is written by the winners, and we all know who won."
Herb Kazzaz History