BoJack Horseman

"I'm a golden retriever, and I'm gonna love you like a golden retriever loves things!"

"Life is weird and that's what makes it interesting."

"You just gotta keep moving forward, even when you don't know where you're going."

"I think the best moments in life are the unplanned ones."

"People are complicated and confusing and I like it that way."

"I'm gonna be a better person starting tomorrow."

"The key to life is just not thinking about it too much."

"I believe everything happens for a reason, even if I don't know what it is."

"Sometimes being an idiot is better than knowing too much."

"You can't make someone love you, but you can try to be lovable."

"I think everyone's just doing their best with what they got."

"The best friendships are when you don't have to try."

"I'm gonna try harder from now on, probably."

"Life's too short to worry about what other people think."

"I don't believe in holding grudges - I just forget about it."

"Sometimes the best thing you can do is just listen to people."

"I just wanna be happy and have people like me."

"The worst part about being an adult is having responsibilities."

"I'm not smart, but I'm loyal, and that's gotta count for something."

"You can't control what happens, only how you react to it."

"I think the meaning of life is just to have fun and not hurt people."

"Life would be a lot easier if people just said what they meant."

"Sometimes you just gotta believe in yourself, even if nobody else does."

"I'm gonna change my life and this time I really mean it!"

"The worst thing about getting older is realizing you don't know anything."

"I've learned that money doesn't buy happiness, but it helps."

"Dreams are just thoughts your brain has while you're sleeping."

"I like people who are nice to me, which is a pretty low bar."

"Everyone's just trying their best and failing."

"Success is just about not giving up, probably."