BoJack Horseman

"I don't know what I'm doing most of the time, but I'm okay with that."

"The secret to life is just rolling with it and seeing what happens."

"I'm gonna do something crazy and nobody can stop me!"

"Sometimes you gotta take risks to get what you want."

"I think friendship is when you like someone and they tolerate you."

"Life is just a series of choices that lead to disappointment."

"I'm not very good at understanding subtext."

"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now."

"I've never really understood what people are saying, but I go along with it."

"You can't force people to like you. You just gotta be yourself."

"I think the key to happiness is just not caring about stuff."

"Being an adult is just doing laundry and feeling sad."

"I'm really good at starting things but not finishing them."

"Sometimes you just gotta do what feels right, you know?"

"I believe in myself, and that's what matters."

"Whenever things get complicated, I just try to have fun with it."

"I'm not good at relationships because I don't understand humans."

"You know what the problem with life is? Everything."

"I don't think I'm smart enough to understand what you're saying, but it sounds important."

"That's the thing about life - it's just one long series of distractions until you die."

"I'm Todd Chavez, and I'm awesome!"

"Success is a journey, not a destination."

"I've learned that you can't control the outcome, only your effort."

"The most important thing in business is relationships."

"I've built my reputation on delivering results, not promises."

"Success requires sacrifice, but it also requires knowing what you're sacrificing for."

"I believe in giving people opportunities to prove themselves."

"You have to be willing to take risks to achieve greatness."

"I've learned that vulnerability is not weakness; it's strength."

"The key to managing people is understanding what motivates them."