BoJack Horseman

"Death is simply the end of your final business deal."

"Beauty is an attractive business opportunity."

"Humor is when something is funny during a business meeting."

"Dreams are just businesses you haven't done yet."

"I work at the business factory doing adult things."

"A leader is someone who does more business than other people."

"Faith is trusting the stock market with your entire net worth."

"I listen to business music while I do my business."

"Science says that doing business is very good."

"Art is the business of creating things."

"Nature is something I observe from my office window while doing business."

"Peace comes from a successful business transaction."

"Family is when you do business with blood relatives."

"Happiness is a briefcase full of very important papers."

"Adult wisdom: the stock market is always right, unless it's wrong."

"I'm very educated because I did business with important people."

"Education taught me nothing about doing proper business."

"Change is when the stock market goes up or down or sideways."

"Courage is doing business even when the market is down."

"Hope is believing your business will be very successful."

"Life is about the stock market and doing crimes."

"The wisdom of adults is knowing how to do the business."

"I did a business today, and it was very adult."

"Success is a cocktail lounge where adults do business."

"Freedom is the ability to do business without interruption."

"The truth is, I am very adult and very much a man."

"Friendship means going to the stock market together."

"Knowledge is understanding the stock market and doing business."

"I enjoy three adult men in a trench coat activities."

"Time is money, and money is business, and business is time."