BoJack Horseman

"The key to happiness is doing crimes and business simultaneously."

"I have a very full and complete life with normal adult activities."

"Love is when you have business with another person."

"Three adult men in a trench coat? That's just called networking."

"I went to the stock market today. I did a business."

"The stock market is where you buy stocks and they go up or down, and that is very economy."

"I'm Vincent Adultman, and I do business."

"I'm going to keep trying, no matter how many times I fail."

"The truth is the only way out of this."

"I'm sorry for being the worst version of myself."

"You can't build a future if you're stuck in the past."

"I'm grateful for the second chances I've been given."

"The only person who can save me is me."

"I'm done blaming the world for my problems."

"Life is too short to spend it being bitter."

"I want to be the person that people can count on."

"The hardest thing is admitting that you're wrong."

"I'm not trying to be happy anymore. I'm just trying to be alive."

"You've got to believe that tomorrow can be better."

"I'm sorry I can't be the person you wanted me to be."

"The past will always be with us. We just have to live with it."

"You're not a good person or a bad person. You're just a person."

"I want to leave this world a little better than I found it."

"Sometimes the bravest thing you can do is ask for help."

"I'm a work in progress, and that's okay."

"Life is hard, and then you die. But you've got to make it count."

"I don't deserve happiness, but I'm going to try anyway."

"The people we love are the people we're most afraid of losing."

"I'm scared of being alone, but I'm also scared of being with people."

"You have to keep moving forward, even when it's hard."