BoJack Horseman

"I need to stop blaming my parents for everything."

"The real tragedy is that we're all alone in our own heads."

"I'm afraid that if people really knew me, they wouldn't like me."

"You can't escape your past, but you can try to build a better future."

"I've wasted so much time trying to be someone I'm not."

"Life is like being on a horse - you're always one step away from falling off."

"I think the trick is to not think of myself too much."

"The best thing I can do is try to be better tomorrow than I was today."

"I'm going to die alone and nobody's going to remember me."

"You can't buy happiness with money."

"I'm stuck in a cycle of self-destruction and I can't get out."

"The only constant in life is change."

"I can't keep hurting the people I care about."

"Sometimes you just have to accept that you're a bad person."

"I need help, but I don't know how to ask for it."

"The world is full of people trying to use you."

"I'm tired of being a has-been."

"Life is just a series of bad decisions and worse consequences."

"You have to forgive yourself before you can forgive others."

"I don't know who I am anymore."

"Everyone has regrets. It's what you do next that matters."

"Happiness is temporary, but misery is permanent."

"I'm a disaster, but I'm trying."

"You can't run away from your problems forever."

"I want to be remembered for something good, not all the bad I've done."

"The past is the past, and we can't change it."

"I'm not a hero, I'm just a guy trying to get by."

"Life is a series of disappointments punctuated by brief moments of joy."

"I'm sorry for all the terrible things I've done to you."

"There are no shortcuts. You just have to work hard and hope for the best."