BoJack Horseman

"I need to stop blaming everyone else for my problems."

"You can't go backwards. You can only go forwards, and sometimes sideways."

"I don't deserve to be happy."

"The only way to escape suffering is to accept it."

"I'm tired of pretending to be someone I'm not."

"Everyone leaves eventually. That's just how it works."

"I'm a self-saboteur. I destroy every good thing in my life."

"Life is short and then you die, so why not just enjoy yourself?"

"I want to be loved, but I don't know if I'm capable of being loved."

"The world doesn't owe you anything, and you don't owe the world anything either."

"I've made mistakes, but I'm trying to do better."

"You can't trust anyone in this world."

"I'm just a dumb horse who drinks too much."

"What is this, some kind of intervention? Because I don't need help."

"I think I'm a good person but I don't think I act like one."

"Success doesn't mean happiness."

"I'm not going to apologize for being a monster because I am one."

"The universe is a cruel, uncaring void where everything dies alone."

"I've done a lot of terrible things, but I'm trying to be better."

"You know what? I don't want to get sober. I want to get drunk and forget about all of this."

"Maybe that's all that life is - just trying to find someone to sit with while you die."

"I'm sorry, but I don't believe in that stuff. I don't believe in anything anymore."

"No matter what I do, I'm going to disappoint people. The only way to make everyone happy is to not exist."

"I want to be an actor, but all I do is disappoint people."

"You can't make a bad guy good, but you can always make a good guy bad."

"That's the thing about being sad - nobody wants to hear it. Everyone just wants you to get over it."

"I'm a real piece of shit, aren't I?"

"Life is what you make it, dude."

"Being kind is never a waste of time."

"I'm just trying to be better than I was yesterday."