BoJack Horseman

"Beauty fades, but a good business partner is forever."

"Humor is my defense mechanism against the chaos."

"Dreams are great, but reality is what pays the bills."

"I appreciate the people who stick around when things get hard."

"Patience is a virtue I'm still working on."

"You have to fight for what you want in this industry."

"A good agent is someone who believes in you when you don't."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy stability."

"Power isn't about control; it's about having options."

"I'm not afraid of failure; I'm afraid of wasting potential."

"The truth will set you free, but first it'll make you miserable."

"Being strong means knowing when to ask for help."

"I've learned that trust is the most valuable currency."

"Happiness is just another word for settling."

"You can't help someone who doesn't want to be helped."

"Time is money, and I'm not wasting either."

"My job is to make other people's dreams come true, not my own."

"Sometimes you have to burn bridges to move forward."

"I didn't get where I am by being nice all the time."

"Love is just a chemical reaction designed to make us breed."

"You have to be willing to fail spectacularly to succeed spectacularly."

"I'm not just a yes-woman, I'm a woman who says yes to the right things."

"The problem with being a horse in Hollywood is that you're always a horse."

"Back in the '90s, I was in a very famous TV show. Now I'm in a very famous downward spiral."

"I think I need to stop looking for happiness and start looking for purpose."

"You know what the worst part about getting older is? All the people you've hurt are still around to remind you."

"I've made enough excuses for myself. Now I'm just living with the consequences."

"Maybe the real victory isn't becoming a better person, it's accepting that you're not."

"I think I finally understand that this whole time I've been the problem."

"If you're waiting for the right moment to improve your life, you'll be waiting forever."