BoJack Horseman

"People don't change. That's what I've learned. They just get better at hiding who they really are."

"I'm going to stay sober and do the right thing, even if it kills me."

"The worst part about being aware of your problems is knowing exactly why you suck."

"I want to believe that things can get better, but my track record says otherwise."

"Life is a series of moments where you try your best and still fail."

"I don't think I'll ever forgive myself for the things I've done."

"Maybe happiness isn't the goal. Maybe the goal is just to not be miserable."

"I've been trying to run away from myself my whole life, and guess what? I can't."

"My therapist says I have self-sabotaging tendencies. I say therapists don't know shit."

"I think the point is to get up every day and try not to fuck it up."

"Maybe I'm just a horse who got lucky for a while."

"You can't love someone if you don't love yourself, and I don't love myself."

"I'm tired of being the smartest guy in the room and the dumbest guy in my own life."

"The only way out is through, and I've been going around for years."

"I don't know how to be vulnerable without it destroying me."

"What if I've already peaked and everything from here on is just decline?"

"I've destroyed friendships, relationships, and opportunities with my stupidity."

"The dream is never as good as you think it will be."

"I think I'm finally starting to understand that I'm the villain in my own story."

"Do you ever feel like you're just pretending to be a real person?"

"I'm sorry for all the ways I've let people down, starting with myself."

"Maybe the universe doesn't owe us anything, and we should stop expecting it to."

"I've spent my whole life chasing something I can't even name."

"I want to be the kind of person who can just be happy for other people."

"The worst part about rock bottom is knowing you might go lower."

"I don't think I'm capable of genuine connection with another person."

"What if I died tomorrow? Would anyone actually be sad, or just inconvenienced?"

"I've always been good at lying to myself, which is why I'm so good at lying to others."

"You know what the problem with getting sober is? You have to think about your life."

"I'm not a bad person, I'm just not a good one either."