BoJack Horseman

"I'm going to reinvent myself, just like I always do."

"Success doesn't feel the way I thought it would."

"I love you in that way where I'm not sure what love means anymore."

"Maybe I'm not a good person, but I can try to be."

"The universe is a cruel joke and we're all the punchline."

"I'm gonna get sober and stay sober, just watch me."

"Why does everything have to be so complicated?"

"Stupid piece of shit horse."

"Art is about showing people who you are, but I have no idea who that is."

"I think what I'm trying to say is, I don't know who I am."

"You can't fix the past, you can only ruin the present."

"Running away never solved anything, but it's sure fun to try."

"I need to stop being so selfish and think about other people for once."

"When you're a famous actor, people treat you differently."

"I ruined the best thing I ever had, which was myself."

"The real lesson is this: everything sucks, so I might as well give up now."

"I just want to be loved. Is that so bad?"

"No matter what I do, I can't shake the feeling that I'm a fraud."

"See, that's the thing. I'm great at the beginning of things."

"I'm sorry, that's a lie. I'm never sorry."

"You can't keep doing the same thing and expecting different results."

"I want to be better. Can I be better? Is it too late for me to be better?"

"The key to a happy life is to not think about your past."

"You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris? ...Sorry, wrong show. That's just my brain trying to escape."

"I'm not a horse, I'm a human being trapped in a horse's body."

"The most important education is learning to be kind."

"I believe that one person can make a difference in the world."

"You don't have to be the best. You just have to be genuine."

"I think the key is just being genuine in everything you do."

"Life is full of opportunities if you're willing to take them."