Borat

"My guide book say that Americans like to be looked in eye when you talk."

"I am very excited to be in America. Very nice country!"

"Please, I have question - what is the problem with you Americans and homosexuals?"

"In Kazakhstan we have tradition where man must have sex minimum 12 times per day or he lose his hair."

"This is naughtiness! I like it!"

"You are very beautiful. If I was not married, I would try to seduce you."

"My sister is Olympic champion boxer. She beat many British women."

"I go to America because it is the best country in the world. Very nice!"

"Diversity is very good. In Kazakhstan we have all minorities - they live in tent."

"I come from Kazakhstan where we practice the tradition of throwing the old women down a well on her birthday."

"Is that your wife? She is very saggy."

"Great success!"

"In Kazakhstan we have many very good potassium. It very nutritious."

"My name is Borat. I like you. I like sex. Is nice!"

"Solitude is not loneliness, but communion with oneself."

"Relationships demand honesty and vulnerable truth."

"Inspiration strikes those prepared to receive it."

"Motivation sustained comes from purpose, not passion alone."

"War solves nothing - only wisdom and dialogue do."

"Politics should uplift the common person."

"Literature is the record of human experience and wisdom."

"Philosophy seeks the deepest truths of existence."

"History teaches us lessons we must not forget."

"Technology should serve humanity, not control it."

"Imagination sees what reality has yet to become."

"Adventure calls to those with brave and open hearts."

"Health is wealth that cannot be bought or sold."

"Money is a tool to serve your values, not master."

"Power without compassion is tyranny."

"Face your fears and they lose their power over you."