Borat

"Time move very fast. Soon I must return to Kazakhstan to beat my wife."

"Knowledge is power. Although wife is also power - over me."

"You must have education to get good job. I have education - I know alphabet."

"Technology change the world. Soon we have technology in Kazakhstan too."

"I have very good imagination. I imagine myself with many beautiful woman."

"You look very healthy. Much healthier than my sister."

"In America, people very obsessed with money. In Kazakhstan, we not so much - we have none."

"Power come from within. And also from rifle."

"I have many fear. Fear of wife. Fear of God. Fear of American toilet."

"I am very strong man. I can lift this car. Can your wife?"

"You are very kind person. This is good quality. You remind me of my mother."

"I never give up. Even when wife say stop, I continue."

"Sometimes I like to be alone. Mostly because wife throw me out."

"Relationship is very complicated. Almost as complicated as marriage."

"This is very inspiring place. I feel inspiration all around me."

"You must be very motivated to succeed in America. I am very motivated."

"War is very bad thing. Unless is against enemy of Kazakhstan."

"I think much about life and meaning. Usually while I wait in line."

"History is very important to understand. Kazakhstan have very good history."

"Technology in America is very good. Much better than rock we use in Kazakhstan."

"Imagination is very powerful thing. I imagine you are less ugly."

"I love adventure! I come to America for great adventure!"

"Your health look very good. You are not sick like my father."

"Money is very important in life. Almost as important as wife."

"I believe in beauty. Your face is not beautiful, but is very interesting."

"Why you look so serious? You should smile more! Like me!"

"I have many dream. Dream of having many wife. Dream of having much money."

"Your job is very interesting. What you do for living? Oh, you are not work?"

"What make good leader? In Kazakhstan, is man who can beat most people."

"I have great faith in God. Also in many superstition."