Borat

"My producer Alia, he will take care of me."

"Great success! Is nice!"

"In my country, we have no Jew, so we use the gypsy."

"I will make you proud. Very proud."

"This is my son Borat Junior. He is very strong already."

"In Kazakhstan, we have saying: a man who does not wrestle is like a woman."

"You are very sexy woman. Can I touch your face?"

"Is nice! I am very happy!"

"My wife, she is number four horse in Kazakh village."

"Very nice! I like you. You will do well."

"Strength come from many place. For me, come from fear of wife."

"Be kind to other people. Even if they not deserve."

"Patience is virtue. I have patience. I wait whole life for good thing."

"Justice must be served. In Kazakhstan, justice serve with many blow."

"Creativity is important skill. I very creative - I creative new way to lie."

"Be grateful for what you have. I grateful for life. And wife."

"Never give up. I never give up. Even when I want to."

"Death is part of life. In Kazakhstan, we accept death - usually by wife."

"Beauty is in eye of beholder. My eye beholder think you are ugly."

"Humor help us through life. Without humor, we all be very sad."

"Dream can come true if you work hard. My dream is almost come true."

"Work is important for man. Although I prefer not work."

"Good leader lead by example. I example for many thing."

"Faith help you through hard time. I have faith I survive wife."

"Music move the heart. In Kazakhstan, we have two music - sad and very sad."

"Art is expression of soul. My soul like many thing - mostly illegal."

"Nature teach us many thing. Like how to survive without food."

"Peace is very nice thing. I like peace. Peace with my wife would be good."

"I believe in justice. In Kazakhstan, justice mean you get hit less."

"Truth is very important. Tell truth always. Except about wife appearance."