Borat

"Science is very important. In Kazakhstan, we have many scientist - mostly shamans."

"Nature is very beautiful. In Kazakhstan, we have many beautiful things - sand."

"I believe in freedom. Freedom to say what I want. Usually about your wife."

"You must always be truthful. Except when with wife - then you must lie."

"Time is very important. In Kazakhstan, we measure time by how long woman takes to cook."

"I am very artistic man. I paint with many colors - usually red."

"This American system is very strange. Why do you not beat your wife here?"

"I have read many books. Well, I have looked at many pictures in books."

"What is your secret to happiness? For me, is simple - vodka and wife."

"I believe in the power of friendship. You are now my friend. Give me money."

"You must have patience in life. I wait very long time for the toilet."

"I like to make love very much. It is the best thing in life."

"Your country is very powerful. But Kazakhstan have nukes now - is very nice!"

"I am very brave man. I face many danger. One time, I face my wife."

"This is very nice music. In Kazakhstan, we have similar sound - is sound of beating."

"I believe that all people are equal. Except women - they are a little less."

"You have very nice teeth. Did you have to kill someone for them?"

"What is your dream? My dream is to become very famous movie star."

"I am very grateful for your kindness. In Kazakhstan, we are not so kind."

"This suit is very nice. I get it from dead man in Turkmenbashi square."

"I like the way you Americans smile. In Kazakhstan, we do not smile. It is sign of stupidity."

"You must always be honest. This is the secret to success."

"I believe in working hard. In Kazakhstan, I work hard for 5 minutes every day."

"My mother is very strong woman. She kill wolf with her bare hand."

"This is very good education for me. America is very nice country."

"I would like to invite you to come stay in my village. We have many things to do - we can play on swings, we can play on the seesaw."

"You are very lucky man. Your wife is almost as big as my car."

"In my country, we have saying - if woman cannot work, it is better to eat her."

"I come here to escape from the bear."

"You have very nice suit. Is it made from human skin?"