Cheers

"Strength doesn't come from muscles; it comes from knowing when to surrender."

"The kindest thing you can do for someone is buy them a drink."

"I've got peace of mind. It's somewhere at the bottom of a beer mug."

"The freedom I cherish most is the freedom to be unsuccessful."

"Literature is great. So is beer. I prefer beer."

"The only time I feel powerful is when I'm holding a beer with both hands."

"I once had a philosophy. Then I realized it was just gas."

"The past is history, the future is a mystery, but a cold beer is a moment of truth."

"Music and beer are the two languages everyone understands."

"I'm not forgetful; I'm just living in a different timeline."

"The adventure of life is just finding a good bar."

"I've never met a problem that a cold beer and I couldn't ignore together."

"Health is a state of mind. Mine is beer-filled."

"The real measure of a man is how he handles rejection. I drink."

"I'm living proof that you can fail at everything and still show up."

"The mailman's life teaches you patience. Lots and lots of patience."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy beer, which is close."

"I've got more excuses than most people have achievements."

"The secret to staying young is never learning anything."

"I don't fear death. I fear running out of beer before it happens."

"The greatest invention of mankind is the beer opener."

"I once met a woman who understood me. I married her. Big mistake."

"The difference between me and successful people is they wake up in the morning."

"I'm not anti-social; I'm pro-beer."

"My father was a smart man. He never gave me advice."

"The only thing I know about football is that it's round. Or oblong. Depends on the beer."

"Love is a four-letter word. So is beer. Coincidence?"

"If at first you don't succeed, give up. No point being a fool about it."

"The secret of life is telling people what they want to hear."

"I'm not a pessimist; I'm an optimist about bad things happening."