Clueless

"I have to go to the mall. It's an emergency."

"These are not just cut-offs. These are Alaïa."

"I would die for Alaïa."

"The Cranberries are playing. I'm so happy I could just pee."

"Teachers are not here to be my friends."

"My hair is big because it's full of secrets."

"I'm having a personal crisis. You should focus on the dress."

"The fact that you broke your collarbone doing something stupid doesn't make it less humiliating."

"My sources say never."

"I have documentation of the fact that I'm not a moron."

"Marrying a man is like buying something you've been renting forever."

"I was surfing the net before the internet."

"You're like a Monet - from far away it's okay but up close it's a big old mess."

"I wish we could all get along."

"Let's face it, it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty."

"I don't do homework because it's bad for my nails."

"You would never believe the things I have to deal with."

"Josh is going through a phase right now."

"Thank god I'm wealthy."

"I'm a hip, busy kind of girl."

"Did you have an orgasm?"

"I can't focus on homework when my heart is breaking."

"It's like, it doesn't matter if you win or lose, it's how hot you look."

"I'm totally buggin."

"That's so gay. I mean, that's so happy."

"You know how picky I am about my shoes."

"I actually have a way normal people don't understand."

"She's my wife in white."

"Get a stylist, get a personal trainer, get a new haircut."

"I'm just going to do my nails and check on things."