Clueless

"I'm not that kind of girl."

"My stomach's growling, let's get some food."

"Marriage is just a concept."

"Love is like a big element in my life."

"I need a man who can keep up with my vocabulary."

"Rollerblading is not a crime."

"You want to do something constructive with your life?"

"I don't think my father would let me go out with an older man."

"That's so classic."

"I would get upset, but I have this weird reason for staying calm."

"It's not a real smile if teeth aren't showing."

"So if a girl doesn't smoke or drink and has a good shot at being a professional, she's good."

"Dear Santa, all I want for Christmas is not to gain weight."

"The physical plant is the worst part of this school."

"I'm feeling very not-pretty right now."

"You know how important it is to have good lighting when you're doing your makeup."

"I'm going to transform her from a little drab into a fierce ladette."

"She's my project."

"This is a Alaias dress. It's a very important designer."

"Sporadically."

"I'm not a moron. I watch Oprah."

"She's my friend because we both love shopping and matching luggage."

"Okay, until puberty strikes them, it's not just legal, it's fashionable."

"I feel like such a heifer. I had two bowls of cereal."

"You're a virgin who can't drive."

"It does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty."

"As if! I would never wear something like that."