Community

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Quotes from Community

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"Humor masks the void within."
Senor Chang Humor
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"Dreams are just sleep's way of showing you your failures."
Senor Chang Dreams
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"Work is where you trade your life for money."
Senor Chang Work
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"Leadership is a burden only the narcissistic embrace."
Senor Chang Leadership
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"Faith is the fantasy of the frightened."
Senor Chang Faith
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"Music speaks to the soul, which I rented out long ago."
Senor Chang Music
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"Science bends to whoever has the biggest budget."
Senor Chang Science
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"Art without an audience is just therapy."
Senor Chang Art
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"Nature is beautiful only when it serves my purposes."
Senor Chang Nature
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"Peace is the death of ambition."
Senor Chang Peace
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"Freedom is for people naive enough to believe in it."
Senor Chang Freedom
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"Truth is just a story the powerful haven't rewritten yet."
Senor Chang Truth
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"Time is the one thing money can't buy, so I waste it."
Senor Chang Time
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"Knowledge without application is just trivia."
Senor Chang Knowledge
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"Education is where mediocrity teaches mediocrity."
Senor Chang Education
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"Change is inevitable, unlike my behavior."
Senor Chang Change
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"Courage is just desperation with style."
Senor Chang Courage
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"Hope is the first step toward disappointment."
Senor Chang Hope
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"Happiness is an illusion the media sells to idiots."
Senor Chang Happiness
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"Wisdom is knowing which rules to break."
Senor Chang Wisdom
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"Family is an accident of birth, not a choice."
Senor Chang Family
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"Friends are just enemies you haven't backstabbed yet."
Senor Chang Friendship
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"Success requires a complete lack of moral boundaries."
Senor Chang Success
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"My charisma is a superpower I've weaponized."
Senor Chang Power
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"The strongest man is the one willing to hurt others."
Senor Chang Strength
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"Love is a chemical reaction that I can manufacture."
Senor Chang Love
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"Legacy isn't about what you leave behind, it's about how you're remembered."
Senor Chang Life
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"The only rule I follow is the rule of myself."
Senor Chang Freedom
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"I'm fluent in sarcasm, racism, and contempt."
Senor Chang Wisdom
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"Meow means meow."
Senor Chang Humor