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Quotes from Community

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"Your culture isn't just a costume for you to wear."
Senor Chang Justice
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"I don't have a drinking problem, I have a self-awareness problem."
Senor Chang Truth
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"Creativity is theft, and I'm an excellent thief."
Senor Chang Creativity
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"Gratitude is what the poor feel to justify poverty."
Senor Chang Gratitude
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"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a PR team."
Senor Chang Perseverance
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"Hope is for people who haven't learned to expect disappointment."
Senor Chang Hope
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"Solitude is where I plot my greatest schemes."
Senor Chang Solitude
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"Relationships are business deals with emotional complications."
Senor Chang Relationships
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"Inspiration is just peer pressure with better branding."
Senor Chang Inspiration
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"Motivation is a trap for the easily manipulated."
Senor Chang Motivation
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"War is peace, slavery is freedom, and ignorance is bliss."
Senor Chang War
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"Politics is the art of pretending to care."
Senor Chang Politics
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"Literature teaches you how to lie better."
Senor Chang Literature
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"Philosophy is just rich people's excuses for bad behavior."
Senor Chang Philosophy
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"History is written by the victors, and I'm winning."
Senor Chang History
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"Technology will replace all human connection, and I embrace it."
Senor Chang Technology
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"Strength comes from taking what you want."
Senor Chang Strength
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"Kindness is weakness disguised as morality."
Senor Chang Kindness
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"Patience is a virtue for people without my talents."
Senor Chang Patience
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"Art is subjective, but I'm objectively the judge."
Senor Chang Art
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"Nature exists to serve humanity's whims."
Senor Chang Nature
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"Peace is boring, conflict is where the fun is."
Senor Chang Peace
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"Freedom is a myth created by the strong to control the weak."
Senor Chang Freedom
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"Knowledge is power, but only if you keep it to yourself."
Senor Chang Knowledge
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"Change is only acceptable if I'm the one causing it."
Senor Chang Change
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"Courage is just stupidity with confidence."
Senor Chang Courage
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"Faith is for people who can't think clearly."
Senor Chang Faith
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"Music is just organized noise, and I orchestrate it."
Senor Chang Music
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"Science is subjective when it doesn't support my narrative."
Senor Chang Science
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"Beauty is pain, and I cause both daily."
Senor Chang Beauty