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"Meow. Did I do that right? I'm trying to connect with the youth."

"I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a TEACHER. A drug dealer to education."

"You're all idiots. But you're MY idiots."

"I've never met someone I couldn't disappoint."

"Sometimes the hardest thing to do is nothing at all."

"I'm not broken, I'm just... in beta."

"That's either the worst or best idea you've ever had."

"I'm comfortable being uncomfortable."

"You can't force people to care about you."

"I'm going to pretend I understood what you just said."

"The best revenge is actually just living well."

"I'm not trying to be difficult, I'm just naturally talented at it."

"Sometimes being selfish is the most generous thing you can do."

"I've learned more from my failures than my successes."

"You're not responsible for what other people think of you."

"I don't believe in luck, but I do believe in showing up."

"Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans."

"I'm going to take that as a compliment."

"Sometimes the right thing to do and the easy thing to do are the same thing."

"I'm a work in progress, and the work is mostly in the 'in progress' part."

"You can't handle the truth, and frankly, neither can I."

"I'm too cool for school - which is ironic since I'm always at school."

"That's going to be a no from me, dawg."

"I believe in you more than I believe in most things."

"Sometimes you have to lose yourself to find yourself."

"I'm not afraid of failure, I'm afraid of mediocrity."

"The secret to success is showing up - preferably on time."

"I don't always have the answers, but I'm really good at pretending."

"Change is the only constant, except when it comes to my feelings about you."

"I'm going to be the best version of myself - which is still pretty mediocre."