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"I have a lot of feelings about this."

"This is a teachable moment."

"I'm actually very sensitive."

"Everyone always misunderstands me."

"I'm going to feel bad about this forever."

"That's not fair and you know it."

"I know what I'm talking about."

"You're being very defensive right now."

"I need to talk to someone about this."

"That comment was really problematic."

"I'm clearly the most enlightened person here."

"This is why I don't trust people."

"I'm going to remember this for next time."

"You're all being incredibly insensitive."

"I have very strong convictions about everything."

"That's not what I said and you know it."

"I'm like a human lie detector."

"You guys are being really mean right now."

"I know a lot about a lot of things."

"Did you just assume my gender?"

"I'm way too smart to be this pretty."

"That's offensive and I'm going to tell everyone."

"I'm going to go cry now."

"You're being very closed-minded right now."

"I'm not racist, I'm just aware."

"Everything is intertextual if you pay attention."

"I'm not trying to be weird, it's just who I am."

"Life is better when it has a soundtrack."

"I'm always analyzing the subtext of social interaction."

"Television is a window into human nature."