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"I'm sorry, I'm just trying to do the right thing here."

"You can't just make up the rules as you go along."

"I'm like a 12-year-old girl at a One Direction concert."

"You're all idiots for trusting me."

"I'm going to be honest with you, I love the smell of my own farts."

"That was really hurtful and unnecessary."

"I'm going to make a big deal about this."

"You're being really immature right now."

"This is why I can't have nice things."

"I know better than everyone else."

"That's exactly what I expected from you."

"I'm going to feel superior about this."

"You're all just jealous of me."

"I have very important things to do."

"This is beneath me."

"I'm actually really hurt right now."

"That's not what a real friend would do."

"I'm going to tell everyone about this."

"You don't understand me at all."

"I'm way too good for this."

"This conversation is over."

"I have standards, unlike some people."

"That's literally the worst thing you could say."

"I'm going to do the right thing here."

"You guys are all terrible people."

"This is exactly why I don't date."

"I'm the only one who cares about this."

"That's not okay and I'm going to cry."

"I need to process this."

"You're being really selfish right now."