Community

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Quotes from Community

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"Courage is required to teach teenagers who don't care about Spanish."
Senor Chang Courage
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"Hope is what gets you through Monday morning staff meetings."
Senor Chang Hope
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"Fear is just Spanish for... no, fear is fear in every language."
Senor Chang Fear
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"Time is money, and I'm broke, so apparently I have no time."
Senor Chang Time
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"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. I learned that from Wayne Gretzky."
Senor Chang Motivation
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"Happiness is a warm gun and a classroom full of afraid students."
Senor Chang Happiness
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"Friendship is like a language - you either speak it or you don't."
Senor Chang Friendship
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"Wisdom comes from knowing when to speak Spanish and when to speak nonsense."
Senor Chang Wisdom
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"The only constant in this world is my disappointment in my students."
Senor Chang Truth
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"Love is a Spanish word, which means I probably don't understand it."
Senor Chang Love
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"Success is 10% inspiration and 90% not getting caught."
Senor Chang Success
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"Life is like conjugating verbs - it's all about tense and timing."
Senor Chang Life
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"I once was lost, but now I am found. And I found a new way to teach."
Senor Chang Change
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"You're going to have to learn Spanish eventually. Probably not from me, but eventually."
Senor Chang Education
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"I'm not racist, I'm a professor. Well, I'm both, but the first one doesn't count."
Senor Chang Humor
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"The only constant is change, so stop fighting it."
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"You're braver than you think and weaker than you imagine."
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"Life is a series of moments, not a final destination."
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"Real strength is asking for help when you need it."
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"Acceptance is the final stage of understanding."
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"You can't save everyone, but you can save someone."
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"The journey matters more than the destination."
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"Your impact on others is your real measure of success."
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"Being honest is harder than being likeable."
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"Legacy is built by the small things you do consistently."
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"Love and fear are the only two real human motivators."
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"The person you were doesn't have to be the person you become."
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"You don't have to have all the answers right now."
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"Compromise isn't weakness; it's wisdom."
Jeff Winger Wisdom
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"The best revenge is being genuinely happy."
Jeff Winger Happiness