Courage the Cowardly Dog

"Muriel and Eustace need me, and that makes me stronger than my fear."

"Even when my teeth are chattering, I know I have to help my family."

"I'm scared, but I gotta do it anyway because that's what matters most."

"Ooh, what a day for a daydream custom-made for me and you, but first I gotta be brave!"

"That dog is the worst thing that ever happened to this house!"

"The only relationship I need is with my wallet."

"Motivation comes from necessity, not inspiration."

"Politics is just rich people arguing over how to stay rich."

"History proves that man is fundamentally selfish and greedy."

"Technology breaks down when you need it most."

"Adventure is just disaster with a fancy name."

"Health? I'm healthier than I've ever been, despite that mutt!"

"Power is the ability to make others do what you want."

"Fear keeps you sharp; comfort makes you weak."

"Strength is independence from all human entanglement."

"Kindness is how people take advantage of you."

"Patience is a waste of time I don't have."

"Justice is served cold, like my heart."

"Creativity is inefficiency dressed up in fancy clothes."

"I'm grateful for nothing except being left in peace."

"Perseverance is what separates me from all these lazy fools."

"Death is the only truly honest thing in this world."

"Beauty fades, but bills are forever."

"Humor? That's just what people use to mask their suffering."

"Dreams are what weak minds do when they can't face reality."

"That dog has cost me thousands in repairs and medical care!"

"I've got no time for this sentimental garbage!"

"Faith in what? The universe's chaos? Not likely."

"Music is just noise structured to torment the ears."

"Nature is unpredictable, dangerous, and best avoided."