Courage the Cowardly Dog

"Freedom is doing exactly what you want without interference."

"The only constant is that things will get worse."

"Courage is standing firm against all obstacles and nuisances."

"Hope is for optimists and fools alike."

"Family obligation is a chain around a man's ankle."

"Friendship is a liability I can't afford."

"Success means having nobody interfere with your life."

"Love is just another word for dependency and weakness."

"Life is a series of problems to be solved efficiently."

"I've seen things that would make a grown man weep - mostly that dog's antics."

"Everything costs too much these days."

"A man earns his respect through hard work, not sentiment."

"That mutt thinks he can just waltz in here like he owns the place!"

"I've got all the peace I need - when that dog's not around."

"The only thing worse than bad news is no news at all."

"If there's a will, there's a way to avoid it."

"That dog changed everything, and not for the better!"

"Courage is knowing you're right and not backing down."

"Happiness is a myth sold to keep people complacent."

"Patience is for people waiting for something to happen. I make things happen."

"Justice is whatever I decide it is in my house."

"Creativity is just making a mess of things deliberately."

"Gratitude is what weak people feel toward their superiors."

"Why should I change my ways? I've done fine for myself."

"That mutt's got more problems than solutions."

"You can't teach an old dog new tricks, and you can't teach a young one either!"

"Solitude is the only time a man has true peace."

"Relationships are nothing but headaches and expenses."

"Inspiration is overrated compared to discipline."

"Motivation? That's what fear provides."