Daria

"Authority is just confidence that nobody questions."

"I don't have a problem with people, just with most of them."

"Compromise usually means nobody gets what they want."

"Romance is what happens when someone hasn't figured you out yet."

"Advice is what people give you when they should be listening."

"Most problems would solve themselves if we just ignored them long enough."

"People confuse confidence with competence all the time."

"Sarcasm is just truth with better delivery."

"The world would be better if more people just stayed home."

"Everyone pretends to be something they're not. I've just decided not to."

"High school is essentially meaningless, which is precisely why it matters so much."

"Homework is just a system to steal your time and call it education."

"People always want what they can't have. It's a useful pattern to understand."

"Love seems to be everyone's excuse for irrational behavior."

"Beauty is subjective, which explains fashion magazines."

"Peace is just what people call boredom with a better name."

"Time moves slower when you're suffering. I've noticed this."

"Solitude is underrated by people who don't understand it."

"Inspiration usually comes too late to be useful."

"Motivation is overrated. Most things happen from inertia."

"War is what happens when communication fails, which is always."

"Politics is too depressing to waste mental energy on."

"Literature is proof that other people were miserable too."

"Philosophy is interesting in theory."

"History is basically a list of things humanity keeps getting wrong."

"Technology just makes it easier to waste time efficiently."

"Imagination is useful until reality intrudes."

"Adventure is what happens when you haven't planned well enough."

"Health is what people claim to want until they have to work for it."

"Money is just a system to formalize inequality."