Daria

"Life is too short to pretend to be interested in things you find completely pointless."

"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. Wait, no, both are equally terrible."

"I'm not anti-social, I'm just not social."

"Cynicism is just optimism with a better understanding of how the world actually works."

"Imagination lets you live a better life than reality."

"Adventure is suffering with a good ending."

"Health is just a slow decline with insurance payments."

"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy the absence of misery."

"Power is the only thing people actually respect."

"Fear is the only rational response to most situations."

"Real strength is knowing how little you matter."

"Being kind makes people think you're weak."

"Impatience is the refusal to waste time."

"Justice is just revenge with better lawyers."

"Creativity is the ability to combine existing things badly."

"Gratitude is the emotion of people who have no choice."

"Persistence is just refusing to accept failure."

"Death is the only honest thing that happens to everyone."

"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."

"Humor is the opiate of the educated masses."

"Dreams are what you do when reality is unbearable."

"Working is paying for the privilege of working."

"Leaders are just people who convinced others they're special."

"Faith is belief in the absence of evidence."

"Music is noise that's been refined."

"Science removes the mystery from everything."

"Art is whatever makes you feel something uncomfortable."

"Nature is beautiful if you don't think about it too hard."

"Peace is impossible when people have opinions."

"Freedom is just the ability to choose your own prison."