Daria

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Quotes from Daria

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"Life is too short to pretend to be interested in things you find completely pointless."
Daria Morgendorffer Life
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"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. Wait, no, both are equally terrible."
Daria Morgendorffer Humor
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"I'm not anti-social, I'm just not social."
Daria Morgendorffer Solitude
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"Cynicism is just optimism with a better understanding of how the world actually works."
Daria Morgendorffer Wisdom
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"Imagination lets you live a better life than reality."
Daria Morgendorffer Imagination
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"Adventure is suffering with a good ending."
Daria Morgendorffer Adventure
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"Health is just a slow decline with insurance payments."
Daria Morgendorffer Health
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"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy the absence of misery."
Daria Morgendorffer Money
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"Power is the only thing people actually respect."
Daria Morgendorffer Power
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"Fear is the only rational response to most situations."
Daria Morgendorffer Fear
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"Real strength is knowing how little you matter."
Daria Morgendorffer Strength
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"Being kind makes people think you're weak."
Daria Morgendorffer Kindness
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"Impatience is the refusal to waste time."
Daria Morgendorffer Patience
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"Justice is just revenge with better lawyers."
Daria Morgendorffer Justice
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"Creativity is the ability to combine existing things badly."
Daria Morgendorffer Creativity
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"Gratitude is the emotion of people who have no choice."
Daria Morgendorffer Gratitude
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"Persistence is just refusing to accept failure."
Daria Morgendorffer Perseverance
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"Death is the only honest thing that happens to everyone."
Daria Morgendorffer Death
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"Beauty fades, but stupidity is forever."
Daria Morgendorffer Beauty
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"Humor is the opiate of the educated masses."
Daria Morgendorffer Humor
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"Dreams are what you do when reality is unbearable."
Daria Morgendorffer Dreams
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"Working is paying for the privilege of working."
Daria Morgendorffer Work
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"Leaders are just people who convinced others they're special."
Daria Morgendorffer Leadership
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"Faith is belief in the absence of evidence."
Daria Morgendorffer Faith
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"Music is noise that's been refined."
Daria Morgendorffer Music
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"Science removes the mystery from everything."
Daria Morgendorffer Science
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"Art is whatever makes you feel something uncomfortable."
Daria Morgendorffer Art
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"Nature is beautiful if you don't think about it too hard."
Daria Morgendorffer Nature
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"Peace is impossible when people have opinions."
Daria Morgendorffer Peace
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"Freedom is just the ability to choose your own prison."
Daria Morgendorffer Freedom