Daria

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Quotes from Daria

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"The truth is rarely as interesting as a good lie."
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"Time flies when you're avoiding your problems."
Daria Morgendorffer Time
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"The more you know, the sadder you get."
Daria Morgendorffer Knowledge
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"Change is always scary, especially when it's necessary."
Daria Morgendorffer Change
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"Being brave is just being stupid with confidence."
Daria Morgendorffer Courage
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"Hope is dangerous because it leads to trying."
Daria Morgendorffer Hope
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"Family obligations are just guilt with genetics."
Daria Morgendorffer Family
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"Friends are people who accept your flaws and stay anyway."
Daria Morgendorffer Friendship
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"Success is when people envy you instead of pity you."
Daria Morgendorffer Success
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"Love is just an evolutionary trick to get you to reproduce."
Daria Morgendorffer Love
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"Life is just a series of disappointments with dessert."
Daria Morgendorffer Life
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"Happiness requires the cognitive ability to ignore problems."
Daria Morgendorffer Happiness
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"Most people are wrong about most things."
Daria Morgendorffer Wisdom
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"Why try when you can complain about not trying?"
Daria Morgendorffer Humor
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"Solitude is just loneliness with better PR."
Daria Morgendorffer Solitude
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"Relationships are chaos with legal implications."
Daria Morgendorffer Relationships
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"Inspiration is what you need when you're lazy."
Daria Morgendorffer Inspiration
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"Motivation is just fear wearing a positive face."
Daria Morgendorffer Motivation
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"War is what happens when diplomacy fails."
Daria Morgendorffer War
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"Politics is like high school, but everyone's worse."
Daria Morgendorffer Politics
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"Literature is proof that people have been depressed forever."
Daria Morgendorffer Literature
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"Philosophy is thinking about things you can't change."
Daria Morgendorffer Philosophy
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"History is just a list of wars and mistakes."
Daria Morgendorffer History
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"Technology makes us more connected and more alone."
Daria Morgendorffer Technology
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"Imagination is useful for avoiding the real world."
Daria Morgendorffer Imagination
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"Adventure is what happens when you can't avoid it."
Daria Morgendorffer Adventure
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"Health is just the slowest way to die."
Daria Morgendorffer Health
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"Money is everything, which is why everything's depressing."
Daria Morgendorffer Money
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"Power is the only thing worth having."
Daria Morgendorffer Power
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"Fear is just the voice of reality."
Daria Morgendorffer Fear