Daria

"The truth is rarely as interesting as a good lie."

"Time flies when you're avoiding your problems."

"The more you know, the sadder you get."

"Change is always scary, especially when it's necessary."

"Being brave is just being stupid with confidence."

"Hope is dangerous because it leads to trying."

"Family obligations are just guilt with genetics."

"Friends are people who accept your flaws and stay anyway."

"Success is when people envy you instead of pity you."

"Love is just an evolutionary trick to get you to reproduce."

"Life is just a series of disappointments with dessert."

"Happiness requires the cognitive ability to ignore problems."

"Most people are wrong about most things."

"Why try when you can complain about not trying?"

"Solitude is just loneliness with better PR."

"Relationships are chaos with legal implications."

"Inspiration is what you need when you're lazy."

"Motivation is just fear wearing a positive face."

"War is what happens when diplomacy fails."

"Politics is like high school, but everyone's worse."

"Literature is proof that people have been depressed forever."

"Philosophy is thinking about things you can't change."

"History is just a list of wars and mistakes."

"Technology makes us more connected and more alone."

"Imagination is useful for avoiding the real world."

"Adventure is what happens when you can't avoid it."

"Health is just the slowest way to die."

"Money is everything, which is why everything's depressing."

"Power is the only thing worth having."

"Fear is just the voice of reality."