Daria

"Strength is knowing when to do nothing."

"Kindness is just weakness with good publicity."

"Patience is a virtue, which is why I don't have it."

"Justice is just whatever the powerful say it is."

"Creativity is wasted effort unless someone pays for it."

"Gratitude is what they want you to feel instead of angry."

"Perseverance is just doing something until you can't quit."

"Death is nature's way of saying you lost."

"Beauty is subjective, which is why most people are wrong."

"Humor is the best defense against reality."

"Dreams are just your brain's way of wasting sleep."

"Work is what you do to avoid living your life."

"Leaders are just people with better publicity."

"Faith is believing in something despite the evidence against it."

"Music is organized sound, which is why I prefer silence."

"Science explains the universe, which makes it less interesting."

"Art is the only way to express what's wrong with the world."

"Nature is beautiful if you ignore the bugs and disease."

"Peace is what you get when everyone's too tired to fight."

"Freedom is just another word for expensive."

"The truth usually hurts, so lying is more popular."

"Time is the one thing you can't get back."

"Knowledge is power, and power is what everyone wants."

"Change is inevitable, which is why it's so depressing."

"Courage is just fear that hasn't been fully thought through."

"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment."

"Family is an accident of birth, not a choice."

"Friendship is like a plant. You have to water it with time."

"People are strange. I prefer things that make sense."

"Success is just another word for failure."