Daria

"I'm not cynical. I'm just well-informed."

"Romance is the leading cause of stupidity."

"Nothing says 'I love you' like complete apathy."

"I've learned that life is about enduring humiliation."

"School is a waste of time, but it's a necessary one."

"Why would anyone want to be happy? Happiness just makes you lazy."

"The world is full of idiots, and I'm not leaving."

"Television is the cultural equivalent of white noise."

"If you're going to be a freak, you might as well go all the way."

"Fashion is a form of expression for people who have nothing interesting to say."

"I find that talking to people is overrated."

"The key to a successful relationship is finding someone whose neuroses complement yours."

"I'm not a prude. I'm just selective about which social conventions I'll ignore."

"Stupidity is a fundamental human right."

"If you want to understand me, look at my sketchbook. Then don't ask questions."

"Art is the only language that matters. Everything else is just noise."

"Most people are just scared, and they mask it with cruelty."

"I don't have a problem with authority. Authority has a problem with me."

"The world would be better if more people appreciated irony."

"Happiness is temporary. Cynicism is forever."

"If you understand what I'm trying to say with my art, that's your problem."

"Reality is just a collective hallucination we've agreed to pretend is real."

"Drawing is the only therapy that doesn't require lying about your feelings."

"I prefer my own company to most people's. That's not sad, that's wise."

"The real world is just high school with higher stakes and better snacks."

"Intelligence is a burden mostly carried by people no one likes."

"Popular kids are just insecure people with better publicists."

"Daria's my best friend because she's the only person who gets it."

"My art is my autobiography for people smart enough to understand it."

"Life is like art: mostly pretentious, occasionally interesting."