Daria

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Quotes from Daria

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"War is just politics with better special effects."
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"Politics is the art of making people care about things they shouldn't."
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"Literature is what people read when real life isn't depressing enough."
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"Philosophy is thinking really hard about things that don't matter."
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"History is just stories about dead people's mistakes."
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"Technology is progress in the hands of people who don't understand it."
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"Imagination is the only thing more unreliable than reality."
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"Adventure is just another word for making bad decisions."
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"Health is just slowly dying in the most boring way possible."
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"Power is wasted on people who want it."
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"Fear is just the appropriate response to reality."
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"Strength is knowing when to give up."
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"Kindness is usually just manipulation with a smile."
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"Patience is for people without anything better to do."
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"Justice is just revenge in a suit and tie."
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"Creativity is what you do when you're too weird for real life."
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"Gratitude is wasted on people who don't deserve it."
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"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better name."
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"Death is just life's final disappointment."
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"Beauty is subjective, which is why most people have terrible taste."
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"Humor is just sadness with good timing."
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"Dreams are just what your brain does when it's bored."
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"Work is what you do so you can afford to forget about work."
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"Leadership is just another word for being blamed for everything."
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"Music is the soundtrack to other people's emotions."
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"Science proves that most of what we believe is wrong."
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"Nature is beautiful if you don't think about it too much."
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"Peace is just a temporary cease-fire."
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"The truth is usually disappointing."
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"Time is the only thing we can't get back, so we might as well waste it."
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