Daria

"War is just politics with better special effects."

"Politics is the art of making people care about things they shouldn't."

"Literature is what people read when real life isn't depressing enough."

"Philosophy is thinking really hard about things that don't matter."

"History is just stories about dead people's mistakes."

"Technology is progress in the hands of people who don't understand it."

"Imagination is the only thing more unreliable than reality."

"Adventure is just another word for making bad decisions."

"Health is just slowly dying in the most boring way possible."

"Power is wasted on people who want it."

"Fear is just the appropriate response to reality."

"Strength is knowing when to give up."

"Kindness is usually just manipulation with a smile."

"Patience is for people without anything better to do."

"Justice is just revenge in a suit and tie."

"Creativity is what you do when you're too weird for real life."

"Gratitude is wasted on people who don't deserve it."

"Perseverance is just stubbornness with a better name."

"Death is just life's final disappointment."

"Beauty is subjective, which is why most people have terrible taste."

"Humor is just sadness with good timing."

"Dreams are just what your brain does when it's bored."

"Work is what you do so you can afford to forget about work."

"Leadership is just another word for being blamed for everything."

"Music is the soundtrack to other people's emotions."

"Science proves that most of what we believe is wrong."

"Nature is beautiful if you don't think about it too much."

"Peace is just a temporary cease-fire."

"The truth is usually disappointing."

"Time is the only thing we can't get back, so we might as well waste it."