Daria

"I don't believe in hope. Hope is just planning to be disappointed."

"The only constant is disappointment, and even that changes."

"Beauty standards are just proof that everyone has bad taste."

"Creativity is what happens when you have too much time and not enough friends."

"Perseverance is just refusing to accept reality."

"Most people are living their worst possible life and calling it success."

"Nature is nice until you have to actually spend time in it."

"Peace is a luxury for people who don't think too hard."

"If you can't be honest with your friends, who can you be honest with? Answer: nobody."

"The future is just the past with better technology and worse people."

"Family gatherings are just organized regret."

"Change is inevitable, which is why I fight it so hard."

"My parents think art is a hobby. I think real life is a hobby."

"Success is defined by people who've already failed."

"Wisdom is mostly just knowing when to shut up."

"The secret to happiness is not expecting anything from anyone."

"People are fascinating in the same way disasters are fascinating."

"Romance is just biology's way of tricking us into being disappointed."

"My skirt is a statement. The statement is: 'I don't care.'"

"Conformity is just fear wearing comfortable clothes."

"The best part about being an outsider is not having to pretend."

"Fashion victims are just people in costumes pretending to be themselves."

"Daria and I have an understanding: we both hate everything equally."

"School is just a machine designed to crush individuality."

"Popular culture is just mass delusion with better marketing."

"I draw. That's what I do. Everything else is just noise."

"Solitude is the only honest state of being."

"Relationships are just two people agreeing to be miserable together."

"Inspiration is rare, which is why most art is disappointing."

"Motivation is something successful people pretend to have."