Daria

"I've noticed that people fear change less than they fear staying the same."

"Why does everyone equate talking about feelings with actually dealing with them?"

"I find that most friendships are based on proximity rather than compatibility."

"The world would be better if people spent more time thinking and less time talking."

"I accept that I'll probably die having learned nothing important."

"Most people are walking around pretending to understand things they don't."

"I've learned that success is often just a matter of failing less than everyone else."

"Why do people get upset when you tell them the truth about themselves?"

"I find that loyalty is rare because people are generally unworthy of it."

"The purpose of art is to make people think, or at least that's the theory."

"I've discovered that adult life is just high school with money."

"Most people would rather be liked than be right, which explains a lot."

"I'm not antisocial. I'm just selectively social."

"Why does everyone assume that being right is the same as being happy?"

"I find that most human interaction is just ritual without meaning."

"The future is just an extension of the past, only with different fashion."

"I've learned that progress usually results in something worse."

"People spend their whole lives trying to be someone else."

"I don't believe in luck. I believe in inevitability."

"Why should I care what other people think when they rarely think at all?"

"I find that most people's problems are self-inflicted."

"It's not that I lack ambition. I just have other priorities."

"I've noticed that the people who talk the most usually have nothing to say."

"The reason people get married is because they've run out of other options."

"I accept my role as observer of human folly."

"Why do people insist on making things more complicated than necessary?"

"I find that time is the one resource nobody seems to respect."

"Honesty is overrated as a policy."

"I don't understand why people pretend to enjoy things they obviously don't."

"People are surprisingly easy to manipulate if you know what they want."