Daria

"I've learned that reality is often more disappointing than fiction."

"The human race should be studied before they're allowed to reproduce."

"I could participate in school activities, but I'm not sure why I would want to."

"Why does everyone assume that because I'm quiet, I'm depressed?"

"Death would be less painful than attending another school assembly."

"I'm not cynical. I'm just well-informed."

"The pursuit of knowledge is noble, but the pursuit of happiness is usually futile."

"I've noticed that people rarely do what makes them happy."

"Most conversation is just people waiting for their turn to talk."

"I find the most enjoyment in pointing out the flaws in other people's logic."

"Ambition is just a word for people too lazy to accept the status quo."

"I accept that I'm powerless to change anything about my life."

"School is just a holding pattern until something better comes along."

"I find that people are often guided by nothing but self-interest and stupidity."

"The world is a stupid place, and the people in it are stupid."

"I don't think my life will change much. Or at all."

"Expectations are just premeditated disappointments."

"I've learned that friendship is more complicated than quantum physics."

"Conformity is the new rebellion."

"Sometimes people have to do things that aren't productive or meaningful."

"I find that people are most entertaining when they're upset."

"The purpose of education is to prepare people for success in life, or at least that's what they claim."

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."

"I'd rather die than be seen wearing that."

"Most people aren't intelligent enough to argue with."

"Knowing how to find information is more important than knowing the information."

"I don't have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else."

"The only thing worse than a teenager having fun is a teenager thinking they're having fun."

"I'm in the process of trying to decide whether or not to participate in society."

"Life's too short to waste on regrets; just make better choices next time."