Daria

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Quotes from Daria

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"I've learned that reality is often more disappointing than fiction."
Daria Morgendorffer Truth
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"The human race should be studied before they're allowed to reproduce."
Daria Morgendorffer Philosophy
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"I could participate in school activities, but I'm not sure why I would want to."
Daria Morgendorffer Motivation
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"Why does everyone assume that because I'm quiet, I'm depressed?"
Daria Morgendorffer Solitude
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"Death would be less painful than attending another school assembly."
Daria Morgendorffer Humor
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"I'm not cynical. I'm just well-informed."
Daria Morgendorffer Wisdom
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"The pursuit of knowledge is noble, but the pursuit of happiness is usually futile."
Daria Morgendorffer Knowledge
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"I've noticed that people rarely do what makes them happy."
Daria Morgendorffer Happiness
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"Most conversation is just people waiting for their turn to talk."
Daria Morgendorffer Relationships
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"I find the most enjoyment in pointing out the flaws in other people's logic."
Daria Morgendorffer Humor
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"Ambition is just a word for people too lazy to accept the status quo."
Daria Morgendorffer Success
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"I accept that I'm powerless to change anything about my life."
Daria Morgendorffer Power
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"School is just a holding pattern until something better comes along."
Daria Morgendorffer Education
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"I find that people are often guided by nothing but self-interest and stupidity."
Daria Morgendorffer Philosophy
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"The world is a stupid place, and the people in it are stupid."
Daria Morgendorffer Truth
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"I don't think my life will change much. Or at all."
Daria Morgendorffer Change
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"Expectations are just premeditated disappointments."
Daria Morgendorffer Wisdom
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"I've learned that friendship is more complicated than quantum physics."
Daria Morgendorffer Friendship
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"Conformity is the new rebellion."
Daria Morgendorffer Philosophy
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"Sometimes people have to do things that aren't productive or meaningful."
Daria Morgendorffer Truth
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"I find that people are most entertaining when they're upset."
Daria Morgendorffer Humor
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"The purpose of education is to prepare people for success in life, or at least that's what they claim."
Daria Morgendorffer Education
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"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
Daria Morgendorffer Life
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"I'd rather die than be seen wearing that."
Daria Morgendorffer Humor
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"Most people aren't intelligent enough to argue with."
Daria Morgendorffer Wisdom
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"Knowing how to find information is more important than knowing the information."
Daria Morgendorffer Knowledge
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"I don't have low self-esteem. I have low esteem for everyone else."
Daria Morgendorffer Truth
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"The only thing worse than a teenager having fun is a teenager thinking they're having fun."
Daria Morgendorffer Humor
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"I'm in the process of trying to decide whether or not to participate in society."
Daria Morgendorffer Philosophy
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"Life's too short to waste on regrets; just make better choices next time."
Quinn Morgendorffer Life