Daria

"Fashion is about expressing who you are, and right now, I'm expressing perfection."

"As if. I don't do physical activity unless it involves shopping."

"Other people's problems seem really complicated."

"I'm basically living the dream right now."

"The future's probably going to be awesome."

"Success is just the natural outcome of being me."

"I don't really see why I'd need to change anything."

"My life's pretty much perfect as is."

"Trying is for people with doubts."

"I could probably be good at anything if I tried."

"The world kind of revolves around me, not gonna lie."

"People generally do what I want them to."

"Humility is for people with something to be humble about."

"I'm basically the blueprint for how to live."

"Why would I worry about anything?"

"Some people are just naturally superior. It's science."

"Being cool is pretty much a full-time commitment."

"I've never had to ask for anything twice."

"Grades don't really matter if you're good-looking."

"School dances are where you see who's really popular."

"My parents basically let me do whatever."

"I don't really understand people who stress out."

"Being rich just makes everything simpler."

"Responsibility is kind of a drag."

"Competition's fun when you always win."

"My future's probably going to be great or whatever."

"School's basically for people who need it."

"Effort is for people who aren't naturally talented."

"I've never really had to prove anything."

"Being yourself is easy when yourself is cool."