Daria

"Being nice doesn't really benefit me."

"Patience is something I've never needed."

"Justice is for people who've been wronged. That's not me."

"Creative types are kind of weird, honestly."

"I'm grateful for... well, being me."

"Quitting's not really in my vocabulary."

"I don't really think about death or whatever."

"Beautiful people have it easier. I'd know."

"Life's funny when you're on top of it."

"My dreams are pretty much already happening."

"Working is something I'll probably have to do eventually."

"Leaders are people everyone wants to follow. That's me."

"I don't really believe in anything serious."

"Music? Just whatever's on the radio."

"Science is cool, I guess, if you're into that."

"Art class is for people without real talents."

"I've got it all figured out, basically."

"Some people are just naturally better at everything."

"Change is for people who need to improve."

"The future? I'm not really thinking about it."

"Why would anyone want to be smart when they can be cool?"

"I guess friendship is when people want to hang out with you."

"Money isn't really an issue when your family has it."

"My parents are pretty cool for old people."

"I don't really do the whole thinking thing."

"Football's the only thing that really matters in high school."

"Love? That's what happens when you're dating someone hot."

"Being popular is basically a full-time job."

"I've never had to work for anything in my entire life."

"Daria's weird, but at least she's honest about it."