Daria

TV Show · 6 characters · 2830 quotes

Quotes from Daria

J
"Dating is just early-stage friendship failure."
Jane Lane Relationships
J
"Love is a chemical reaction that makes you stupid."
Jane Lane Love
J
"Crime and punishment are just capitalism in action."
Jane Lane Justice
J
"Fashion victims are those who take fashion seriously."
Jane Lane Beauty
J
"Celebrity is what happens when being nothing becomes famous."
Jane Lane Success
J
"Religion and philosophy are just different ways to avoid the truth."
Jane Lane Faith
J
"Evolution was a mistake somewhere around the development of consciousness."
Jane Lane Philosophy
J
"Trends are just things that happen when people stop thinking."
Jane Lane Change
J
"Optimism is delusional, but that's not necessarily a bad thing."
Jane Lane Happiness
J
"Suburban life is a slow-motion form of death."
Jane Lane Life
J
"Television is a direct attack on human intelligence."
Jane Lane Technology
J
"The mainstream is where individuality goes to die."
Jane Lane Creativity
J
"Dressing like everyone else is just giving up on yourself."
Jane Lane Beauty
J
"Adults don't actually know what they're doing, they just hide it better."
Jane Lane Wisdom
J
"The popular kids are just the ones who haven't been found out yet."
Jane Lane Friendship
J
"School is a system designed to eliminate independent thought."
Jane Lane Education
J
"People are fundamentally selfish, but at least it's honest."
Jane Lane
J
"Conformity is the path of least resistance and maximum boredom."
Jane Lane Courage
J
"Compromise is what they call it when you give up everything."
Jane Lane Truth
J
"Getting involved is for people who haven't read enough history."
Jane Lane Wisdom
J
"Acting normal is just a survival strategy."
Jane Lane Freedom
J
"Normality is the biggest threat to artistic integrity."
Jane Lane Art
J
"The only thing worse than being dead is having to socialize."
Jane Lane Life
J
"Solitude is underrated because most people are terrible."
Jane Lane Solitude
J
"Relationships are just two people pretending they understand each other."
Jane Lane Relationships
J
"Inspiration is overrated and usually temporary."
Jane Lane Inspiration
J
"Motivation is usually just fear wearing a business suit."
Jane Lane Motivation
J
"War is what happens when diplomacy fails, which is always."
Jane Lane War
J
"Politics is chaos with rules."
Jane Lane Politics
J
"Literature is the only worthwhile human endeavor, everything else is commercial."
Jane Lane Literature