Daria

"Dating is just early-stage friendship failure."

"Love is a chemical reaction that makes you stupid."

"Crime and punishment are just capitalism in action."

"Fashion victims are those who take fashion seriously."

"Celebrity is what happens when being nothing becomes famous."

"Religion and philosophy are just different ways to avoid the truth."

"Evolution was a mistake somewhere around the development of consciousness."

"Trends are just things that happen when people stop thinking."

"Optimism is delusional, but that's not necessarily a bad thing."

"Suburban life is a slow-motion form of death."

"Television is a direct attack on human intelligence."

"The mainstream is where individuality goes to die."

"Dressing like everyone else is just giving up on yourself."

"Adults don't actually know what they're doing, they just hide it better."

"The popular kids are just the ones who haven't been found out yet."

"School is a system designed to eliminate independent thought."

"People are fundamentally selfish, but at least it's honest."

"Conformity is the path of least resistance and maximum boredom."

"Compromise is what they call it when you give up everything."

"Getting involved is for people who haven't read enough history."

"Acting normal is just a survival strategy."

"Normality is the biggest threat to artistic integrity."

"The only thing worse than being dead is having to socialize."

"Solitude is underrated because most people are terrible."

"Relationships are just two people pretending they understand each other."

"Inspiration is overrated and usually temporary."

"Motivation is usually just fear wearing a business suit."

"War is what happens when diplomacy fails, which is always."

"Politics is chaos with rules."

"Literature is the only worthwhile human endeavor, everything else is commercial."